Nick,Good driving - Funny


Nick,Good driving - Funny

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think youre going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess Ill go get that drivers license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, dont pay attention to him - hes a smart-ass when hes drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

Posted: 2007-11-13

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